Quotes

Here are some quotes from the evil genius himself. Enjoy!

"Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today. [pause] And maybe tomorrow."

"Hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in. I must remember to destory those kids after my breakfast has been eaten."

"Mojo is hungry. Mojo cannot think properly without the proper sustenance in Mojo's stomach."

"Will the people in the cheap seats please leave. Everyone else, hand over your jewels."

"I wasn't born a super villian chimp with an oversized brain you know. Evil geniuses are made, not born."

"Curses!"

"I rock SO hard."

"Now to catch up on the world's latest events that have happened that this paper has reported with the words that they wrote."

Blossom: You're a bad monkey, Mojo!
Mojo Jojo: I know.

HIM: Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Mojo Jojo: Evil? How about stupid? Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing. Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head. Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after six seasons on this show!

Professor Utonium: Bring it on, daddy-o.
Mojo Jojo: Oh that is so LAME. You will pay for your use in inappropriate dialogue.

Narrator: And so, the day is saved, thanks to...Mojo Jojo. You saved the day.
Mojo Jojo: I did not.
Narrator: Don't be silly. You gave their ball back. (The Powerpuff Girls')
Mojo Jojo: I said I didn't!

Credits & Disclaimer

I do not own Mojo Jojo or the animated TV show the Powerpuff Girls. Mojo Jojo is copyrighted to Craig McCracken, the creator.

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